Hip Wit' Da Kidz

My soul is suffering like a snowflake in the Sahara.

There's something almost all mid-life adults want to do. No, not murder their boss and begin to pursuit their long-dead dreams. Adults want to connect with the generations before theirs and look Sliiick even though they're doomed to end up looking Sliiq.

UnTrash roles that attempt to be Hip Wit' Da Kidz are the Desperate Parent (majority of such occurrences is the dad), Desperate Teacher, and Desperate Professor. The Desperate Marketer embodies this UnTrash. Sometimes, the try-hard nature of these roles is so pathetic that it's Too Pitiful To Be Lulzy.