Suh Kuel

When someone (most likely boys under the age of 16) tries too damn hard to be cool. This can go the way of being kewl or edgy. Either way, this needs to be ended  now .

There are many ways Suh Kuel can be achieved, most of which are listed below.

Video Games

 * Formatting your player name as "xX[name]Xx" or any other variant
 * Giving yourself a name with...
 * Gamer (dead giveaway you haven't gone through puberty yet)
 * Wolf
 * King
 * Anything with "best"
 * Gearing yourself with "cool" equipment
 * HEADPHONES AND HOODIE
 * Only play shooter or horror games

Real life

 * Throw insults others although they did nothing to warrant said insults
 * Spoken Autofellatio
 * Listen to metal and related genres of music
 * Watch every horror film that hits theaters
 * Use profanity in every (other) sentence
 * Joke about (child) death, suicide, child, domestic, animal, or substance abuse
 * Bonus Points if that's your only comedic style
 * Constantly talk about how much everyone else sucks
 * Or how the world sucks, or how everything sucks, or how nothing matters, or how much you hate yourself, or how everyone is against you, or how you're against everyone...

General

 * Be edgy in a way that hasn't been listed
 * Claim to be better than everyone else
 * Wear all black
 * Dye your hair black
 * Wear Jordans
 * Claim to be the best at something